Slick, Stylish, and Slightly Hollow: The Ballerina Review
“Tend to your wounds or you will get sepsis and we will have to cut off your feet.” The Ballerina is a sumptuous, globe-galloping, action-packed assassin adventure that takes place…
“Tend to your wounds or you will get sepsis and we will have to cut off your feet.” The Ballerina is a sumptuous, globe-galloping, action-packed assassin adventure that takes place…
“Just keep telling yourself it’s only pain.” Tom Cruise is known for running in his films, it’s a trope at this point. Unfortunately, Mission: Impossible- Final Reckoning limps the aged…
“The fall didn’t kill him. It was the abrupt stop.” Ben Affleck returns as Christian Wolff, the titular, autistic, Spec-Ops-qualified accountant in The Accountant 2. The Accountant 2 is an…
“Everyone is hiding something. We’re all looking for someone to show it to.” Novocaine is a bleak love story. It’s another viscous and visceral black comedy, an action movie that…
“Imagine there’s an unknown virus in the air and you’re inhaling it with every breath.” Mickey 17 is a pitch-black comedy. Based on Edward Ashton’s 2022 science fiction novel, Mickey…
"Hiding ain't living."Love Hurts is a misconceived action vehicle for Oscar-winning star, Ke Huy Quan. It is a patchwork monster of slapped-together genres given a glitter glaze and a neon…
When a heroic police officer and his loyal K-9 partner are injured in the line of duty, an experimental surgery gives rise to an extraordinary new hero: Dog Man. With…
“Sometimes when you’re a dad, you’re so afraid of your kid getting scarred that you become the one that scars them.” Though it occasionally dips into comic book movie origin…
“The light shines even though the star is gone.” Sonic the Hedgehog III is a sparkly, stylized and sometimes silly sequel to 2022’s successful Sonic the Hedgehog II. Though the…
“I believe there is an animal in each of us, Dimitri.” The quixotic, live-action Sony Spider-Verse sputters to a close with the underwhelming Kraven the Hunter, a remarkably clichéd, poorly…